Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What's 9 + 10 19

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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