A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Carrot fingers

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Nice belt.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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charlie sheen losing

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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