- Anti Joke

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN