- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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