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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

You know what's catchy? A cold

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Here's another:

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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