how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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