Knock Knock, Ow my face

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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canada

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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._____________________. Whale!

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Womens' sports

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Anti Joke

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