- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Justin Bieber got laid

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Charlotte Bobcats

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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