A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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canada

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Womens' sports

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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