What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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poop nuff said

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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