Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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whats white and sticky glue

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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