What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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._____________________. Whale!

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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