A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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i love to lick...

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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