- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

its snowing on mount fuji

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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