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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

No thank you, I don't like violence

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Women's rights

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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