- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Nickelback

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Your Mother

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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