- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

The Christian Bible.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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