- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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