How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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