- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

vaginas are pretty!!!!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Nickelback

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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