a horse walks into a blender ow

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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PENIS

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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