- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

This is not a joke or is it

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Your Mom

Your Mom!!!

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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