A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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