What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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