- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

xavier stop

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

guy walks into a bar, ouch

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

your mom gave me head.....phones

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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