- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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