- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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