A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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PENIS

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Hi

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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hey John will you make some copies

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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refridgrator

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captcha: all yer base

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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