I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

i died. new product by steve jobs

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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