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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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hey John will you make some copies

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

captcha: all yer base

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

hey John will you make some copies

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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