Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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