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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

There's my tractor.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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