- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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