- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Which is longer? A rope...

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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