Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What's circular and round A circle

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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