Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

a horse nibbled a baby

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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