Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What's circular and round A circle

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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