What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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