Who is big and stupid My brother

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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