- Anti Joke

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

a horse walks into a blender ow

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman