- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

whats one plus one penis

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

whats white and looks like paper paper

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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