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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

A possesed goat: "moo"

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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