Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

A possesed goat: "moo"

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Of course, first door on your left

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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