- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

children burning

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

racism...deal with it!

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

L's I's that took Viagra.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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