- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

i love to lick...

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

whats worse than school? Summer school

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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