- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

lipstick pig

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

A baby seal walks into a club

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

penis

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??