A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Anti Joke

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