Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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lipstick pig

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Hi what I lug you

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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I told you it would happen

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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