- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

A possesed goat: "moo"

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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