- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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