- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A baby seal walks into a club

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

whats worse than school? Summer school

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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