- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

This one time at band camp music was played.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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