What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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