A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

How much Is a free app on my market?

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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