Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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u jelly?

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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