- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Adam Thomas is homosexual

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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