- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Poop

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

out of your comfort zone

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

A man... walks.

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