Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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