- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Bob dole

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

A man... walks.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Scott Gomez

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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