What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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He walked in a bar

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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