Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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u jelly?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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