A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Anti Joke

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