- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

So, same time tomorrow then?

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

why was the boy sad? because.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Ken wins!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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