Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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