- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Jake. Walsh.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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