Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What is more worse than death? Death

Moo! I'm a goat!

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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