- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Knock knock ... No ones home

Hey! Where is my tracker?

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