- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Facebook How i met my mother

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Obama

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Women's rights

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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