A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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poop nuff said

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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im at school

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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