Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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