What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Ron Paul for President!

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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