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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

"knock knock" "Come in"

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penis

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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