- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

The government

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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