– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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