- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

If you were a cactus, why?

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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