- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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