A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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