- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What can fly? Lots of things

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