How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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