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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, The end.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

If you were a cactus, why?

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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