You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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