- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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