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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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