- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

why did the man die? he was shot

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Wanna here a good joke?

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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