- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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