- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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