- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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elen degeneres is straight....

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

NEVER

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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