- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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