you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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