- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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