- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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