- Anti Joke

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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