Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Are you a tree

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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