- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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