- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what do u call a black person by his name

hahahahaha thats not funny

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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