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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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